Oh Gods! (A Brick x Jason x Stapler fic)

"Piper,I need to tell you something really important.........I think I love somebody else"Jason said,looking guilty. "WHAT?!?" Who will win the love of Jason Grace? Will it be the stapler? Or will it be the brick? (Or is it a plate of lasagna? Wut?! XD) Read today to find out! (You can read tomorrow too......) Well,Th...