Why does ao3 have the dryest comments I have ever seen 

If anyone can't find good books check out:
          @CasandraMaeMadrid and @fatherlesspigeon 

I possibly could have been disowned yesterday
          
          So I was waiting for my check up at a clinic, and I've been waiting for like 4 hours. So to kill some time I decided to read a shinsoukoku fanfic cause that was all I had.
          
          It was doing ok, I was reading in the waiting room, yk doing whatever, but then my homophobic ass mom leaned on to me and was like "what are you reading" and since that scared the shit out of my I just told her it was about murder

SUP FUCKS
          
          ITS PRIDE!!

Can all of you put your favorite bl ship here so have some ideas

To that one Noelle main who I was with today, you and me were in dragonspine and I left bro I'm sorry I got disconnected 

Yo has anyone like seen owari no seraph like the manga bc I'm planning on getting volume 5 and I'm scared to know wtf would be in it I've seen the anime but I can't wait any longer so my question is is vol.5 gayer that the last 4

So if any of you know me from the dsmp fanfics I used to read you know I had a dsmp phase. Today is my mom's birthday (happy birthday ma) and we were at Watsons and the freaking song dream did in collab with Alec Benjamin (forgot what it was called) idk if I should laugh or cry when i heard that song play 

Guys idk but I think it's time for me to take noelle off my term she has carried me till around 35 but if you have any idea on how to give her a proper build or like anything I would be grateful I love noelle I don't want her off my team but idk I think it's time 

Ok so you know my book from the other side yeah you heard about it I just saw 1k fucking reads wtf y'all