Ei. I like sleeping, the internet and fast food delivery. I cry a lot over dramas series and sad books.
On the whole, I am quite broke and sort of a mess but like... a nice mess. The kind you should spend some time and fried chicken on. This is starting to sound like a very sad online dating site self-introduction so I will stop here.
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- JoinedMarch 15, 2009
- website: donthatemypuns.wordpress.com
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Stories by Ei
- 5 Published Stories
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Sketches: Short Stories by hippopo...
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A collection of short stories and projects I've worked on over the years that never really made it into the '...
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Chasing Nirvana
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There are summers...and then there are summers.
Nathaniel has been friendzoned by Jimmy Jacobs FOREVER. Jimm...
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Coma (Slowly Editing)
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Anna has been in love with Seymour Harris ever since she met him in an elevator years ago. But Seymour, gorge...