Metalocalypse Stories

A collection of stories of you with your favorite guitarist and member of dethklok. <3!!

You and Skwisgaar try to find the pieces to piece together you guys life together. With minor mistakes and mishaps, cheating and jealousy with a hint of rage, can you fi...

nathan, murderface, toki, pickles, and skwisgaar

charles offdensen has another hard day at work, when he finds a note on his desk...

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This is where I vent.please don't comment mean stuff,you can relate and vent in the comments if you want to though ^^

Basically, I'm quite low on roleplays (and friends) at the moment and I'd like to get some started. The rules and etcetera will be inside of the book. Please be sure to...

[REQUESTS OPEN] Fandoms I WILL Write: -Hazbin Hotel -Helluva Boss -Metalocalypse -Pokemon (I need to replay the games and rewatch the anime so for now I'm only doing Swo...

Chinichi Akihiro a.k.a. Nichi and Arianna Veign were both smart. Hindi nila kailangan ng kahit sino para mabuhay. They both live in a different lives with different peop...

Yeah, this is a crossover ship book, the story was my idea, and the ship was my idea. Don't expect anything crazy good, just enjoy a stupid lighthearted story with the o...

You and hawk are dating you felt so alone she never had time for you surprised you by coming over and started texting another girl and you got anxious because last relat...

You get tired of Toki's behavior when it comes to him and Dr. Rockso, finding comfort in Skwisgaar.

THE NAME AND COVER ARE JUST PLACEHOLDERS so don't look and be like ew lol also it takes place in like 2009 jsyk

Cyrus is a bassist from one of swisgaars many old bands, they currently like downtown and do nothing all day till eventually swisgaar wants to write another album with t...

The Epic of Krematory is, as the title states, an epic story of the Alaskan metal band known as Krematory. Set in the small island town of Seawall, it follows the band's...

This is a story all about my Metalocalypse kloketeer oc Navy!