Hi. 
I write words. Am I good at it? No. Do I disgrace everyone with my bastard stories regardless? Yes.

I currently have only one work posted (A Simple Sororicide). It is an ACS fanfic short story. I have been desperately trying to get another OC in line for a year+, and I think their story is finally coming along, but if she changes one more thing about her background, I am burning their entire plot to the ground and salting the earth behind it. I love her though, her name is Teagan.

I will worship PJO/HoO until I die. Percabeth is otp; FUCK CALEO. Also, in love with the Stalking Jack the Ripper series by Kerri Maniscalco, and The Mysterious Benedict Society by Trenton Lee Stewart.

I have a service dog in training named Meeka. He is good boy. A lil bitch and a bit of an idiot, but Good Boy.

Anddd since we're near the end here, my name is Elizabeth Wren Bones, but you can call me Lizzard or Lizy. I am genderfae lesbian, seriously mentally ill, and in a lot of pain all the time. My sun is in Leo, my moon in Capricorn, and my rising in Scorpio. I collect bones and I save moths and I practice eclectic witchcraft with a healthy dosage of organized chaos. Given the opportunity, I will bite. I think I can see the future, but I have no control over it. I really like grapes and I really like pita/hummus but I really hate eating.

Anyway, I'm just about the least interesting person you don't know, so I will finally end this horror of a bio. Fare thee well, weary travelers, it only gets spicier.

(p.s. be gay, do crimes; fuck bitches, get money; thanks for coming to my ted talk; bush did 9/11)
  • Cabin Six, Camp Half-Blood, Long Island Sound, New York, USA
  • JoinedOctober 24, 2014



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Fun Fact: I was 13 when I joined Wattpad. Which means I was in 8th grade with seriously untreated mental health issues and severe comp het/internalized homophobia. I wrote mainly as an escape, and fo...
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‼️CURRENTLY IN EDITING‼️ PLEASE I CAN WRITE BETTER THAN THIS So hi I can't do bios for shit but uh if you've...
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