I write words. Am I good at it? No. Do I disgrace everyone with my bastard stories regardless? Yes.
I currently have only one work posted (A Simple Sororicide). It is an ACS fanfic short story. I have been desperately trying to get another OC in line for a year+, and I think their story is finally coming along, but if she changes one more thing about her background, I am burning their entire plot to the ground and salting the earth behind it. I love her though, her name is Teagan.
I will worship PJO/HoO until I die. Percabeth is otp; FUCK CALEO. Also, in love with the Stalking Jack the Ripper series by Kerri Maniscalco, and The Mysterious Benedict Society by Trenton Lee Stewart.
I have a service dog in training named Meeka. He is good boy. A lil bitch and a bit of an idiot, but Good Boy.
Anddd since we're near the end here, my name is Elizabeth Wren Bones, but you can call me Lizzard or Lizy. I am genderfae lesbian, seriously mentally ill, and in a lot of pain all the time. My sun is in Leo, my moon in Capricorn, and my rising in Scorpio. I collect bones and I save moths and I practice eclectic witchcraft with a healthy dosage of organized chaos. Given the opportunity, I will bite. I think I can see the future, but I have no control over it. I really like grapes and I really like pita/hummus but I really hate eating.
Anyway, I'm just about the least interesting person you don't know, so I will finally end this horror of a bio. Fare thee well, weary travelers, it only gets spicier.
(p.s. be gay, do crimes; fuck bitches, get money; thanks for coming to my ted talk; bush did 9/11)
- Cabin Six, Camp Half-Blood, Long Island Sound, New York, USA
- JoinedOctober 24, 2014