Joan I love you.
I love the way you feed me ham
You're my life, my love, my everything.
I love you just the way you am
The taste of your bathroom garbage
sends me into overdrive
I'm terrified of vacuum's
but you're the most gorgeous woman alive
We are in love we are in love
until our dying day
You are so cool and so funny
in every single way
I get to stars we kiss the sky
and together we'll live forever
Joan I have to go back.
They said could I only be a man for an hour.
But who said that?
God, and his friends.
Fine, if that's how it has to be.
But wait, before I go I have to tell you something.
I ate two of your socks and three pairs of your underwear. It's caused a blockage in my intestines and it will cost you $8,000. I'm sorry Joan.
It's okay Doug, you're worth it.
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