I miss the days when plastic bags were free..
Rule number one to knowing me- Don't lay a finger on my food or your fingers WILL be food
*muhahahahhaha*
Rule two- don't insult me
I know karateee
(Granted not much
Maybe a bit
That's a lie..
All I have is food and.... food
BUT IN MY DEFENCE I can use twizzlers to strangle you and Oreos to eat while watching you suffer
I'm an evil genius)
Rule 3-
Mind your language.
I am an innocent child
( at least I used to be before I discovered wattpad)
Words that you can use include:
What the fudge
Holy duck
Mother of geese
Son of a Chinese pregnant woman
Oh my snickerdoodles
You alien of a motherless goat (creds to @Annie )
You little Oreo
Can we take a minute to appreciate Oreos
They're the best thing that has graced this earth
They show us that black and white working together creates something delicious...
Wait does that mean we're cannibals
GOOD THING I'M A LITTLE BROWN GIRL
*trying to find oreo emoji*
HOLY PENGUIN
THERE ISNT AN OREO EMOJI
*calls Apple*
Sorry about MY rambling
Stay in school
Drink milk
Don't do drugs
And Use protection
Remember 1+1= 3 if you don't use protection
✌PEACE
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