•Hello, my name is Blondie, and I am a Skittles addict.•

°•°5 out of 4 peeps struggle with math, folks.°•°

°○°Flutes are the best instruments. Legit.°○°

♡Huge obsession with dimples.♡

☆PENGUINS. HAVE. KNEES.☆

*•*1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=my age. Count, boo, don't be lazy.*•*


Twenty One Pilots |-/
Nf 💕
Linkin Park. *sniffle* ily Chester.
Neffex 💜
Imagine Dragons 😍
Ivan B 👌
X Ambassadors 😔
Colplay 😊
MCR. rip😭
AJR 👅

My life revolves around these bands/peeps.

Respecc.

Excuse me, could you please leave?

Jk, pls don't(if you got that reference, you're my soul animal).


-Kind of obssessed with donkeys, and that's most definitely not because I laugh like them. *nervous hee haws*

-Planning on raiding Antarctica of the penguin babies while everyone is storming area 51.
(Update on the penguin raid: successful).

-Saltines are the solution to everything. Upset stomach? Saltines. Flu? Saltines. Broken leg? Saltines. Deadly plague? Saltines.

Insta: @literal_awesome_sauce
Snapchat: @lllincoln4180
Twitter: @patrol_boomer

My squad:
•Partner in crime: @fantasy_panda2003
•Sea dawg: @Seadog_Ranae
•Pet Donkey: @dumb_bitch_rania
  • Stalking Spongebob. Obviously.
  • JoinedNovember 25, 2018


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I. I got. I got a pet hermit crab and it's literally the cutest thing I've ever had in my entire life. 
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