redbull enthusiast | wonky wordsmith | offspring of satan | two-hundred-something years old | fondness for aesthetic shit |

hello, and welcome to my literary workshop where you'll get to read all sorts of stories from me with various genres; from wacky comedies, to a world of magic, to melancholic romances that'll tug on your heartstrings, to other kinds of sappy crap. stay tuned for more updates.

also, no reading requests please.

When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.
- Stephen King

Literature is all, or mostly, about sex.
- Anthony Burgess
  • Orlando, Florida
  • JoinedFebruary 25, 2017

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