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"In protists, vacuoles have the additional function of storing food which has been absorbed by the organism and assisting in the digestive and waste management process for the cell."
     -https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vacuole

Don't like my stuff? I'd say don't read it, but if you decide to, are disturbed by it, and send me rude comments, I'll probably either ignore them or use them to create more effective warnings in the future.

My fics are based on an attraction that I don't really understand, and are purely fantastical. Unless otherwise noted, a fic of mine will be set in an alternate universe (Let's call it the 'Lazywriterverse') in which there are no actual health consequences to unhealthy practices. Social consequences? Maybe, but definitely no serious health repercussions.

I pride myself on being relatively okay at writing, and if you see a formatting error, typo, or -God forbid- an error in grammar or syntax, please let me know. I probably care about it more than you do.

I would say 'don't comment this' or 'when you say this it bothers me' but to be honest I don't really care and I'm flattered when anyone takes the time to comment at all. So say what you'd like, whether it be "OMG MOAR" or "This passage disgusted me" or "send nudes plz". I welcome any correspondence.

Finally, if I'm not continuing a story, it's probably because I just don't like it anymore, but if you like it, I'll be happy to try to write more. I frequent the Internet often and find it irritating when an artist gives up on a piece (I'm not saying that people should be obligated to put out content that they don't feel like putting out; don't bother people if they've made their decision to stop). I digress. I hate not knowing things, but I also hate demanding things from people. Thus, as I am sure everybody who has ever existed has the exact same personality and experiences as I do, I have created a space where one can demand answers without fear of offending me.

I think I'm out of spa