derek and liv

most of these are written by derek unless specified that its liv!

new story isn't a crack fic. it falls under the "bad story" category bc bad things happen in it. it's a serious story

this new update is ugly af. sorry wattpad, but you messed up, buddy boy.

dear god, I thank you for this day. please make sure everyone has a wonderful evening. except for awsten knight. if you could kindly strike him down with a lightning bolt, that would be amazing. I hate that gay ass bitch. In Jesus name I pray, amen.

Psa: I don't actually want him to die...

Fuck Awsten Knight, man.

When Austin Moon said "song song song song song song song song"... I felt that.

Omg Ally needs to step off bc Austin is MINE

when Austin Moon said "you make me do a double take"... I felt that.