jared

idk how to read, but i can fuck your bitch. 




allow me to introduce myself- boku no jared bieber-kun. watashi wa always horny, fam. i'm a thief/chicken finger rapist. i break into houses, steal your fingers, and shove them up my ass. i'm the cause for the disappearance of most chicken fingers in the planet, making me the legendary chicken phantom thief. i also fucked your husbando sans from undertale. i don't only have big dick energy, but i also have dig bick in general. my dick can rival godzilla- you can even pole dance on it. i've tasted dabi's toes before, and they taste like chicken fingers. i prefer camie's though- they taste like mcnuggets. i also own a barbie themed ferrari. i look like justin bieber. i may also be related to kanye west because i like fingers in my ass, except i prefer chckien fingers. confusion, cringe and disgust are my kinks. the original filipino justin bieber, so back off unoriginal hOes!! i'm sexier than him. my inability to read doesn't affect my big bieber dick energy anyw.

i used to be a sheperd and servant of god in one of my past lives. i was once reborn in the lion king and i was in love with simba. but then i saw him and nala make love that night and i killed myself, he'll regret not having some of my bieber dick. when i was a sheperd, i died because i went to an area that had a sign that said "CAUTION! WILD, NASTY, HUMAN-FEEDING HYENAS AREA" but i went in anyway because idk how to read. i always die at 19. it seems that the universe doesn't want me to be older than that age.

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