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75 Pick-Up Lines So Funny and Terrible, You're Sure to Get a Smile
INTRODUCING YOURSELF IS STRESSFUL, BUT THESE CHEESY OPENERS CAN HELP YOU BREAK THE ICE.
Bob Larkin
By
BOB LARKIN
APRIL 5, 2021
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When you're looking for a relationship—or just see someone who you really want to get to know—there's a ton of pressure to make that first line great. Pick-up lines get a bad rap for being cheesy and cringe-worthy, but if you start your conversation with the right dose of interest and humor, you may end up scoring a date or a number. Introducing yourself to someone new is always scary, whether you're on an app or in-person, since the possibility of rejection is part of the deal. The perfect, knowingly bad opening joke can be a useful way of breaking the tension and the ice. So try one of these pick-up lines on the next object of your affection—just remember to keep it moving if they're not interested.
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Are you wi-fi? Cause I'm totally feeling a connection.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
I'd like to take you to the movies, but they don't let you bring in your own snacks.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.
Know what's on the menu? Me-N-U.
Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you're the best a man can get!
You look so familiar. Didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.
You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I'm super cheesy, you're super hot, and we belong together.
Knock-knock. (Who's there?) When where? (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.
Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.
Go ahead, feel my shirt. It's made of boyfriend material!
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