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the-ultimate-shovel the-ultimate-shovel Oct 13, 2021 02:27AM
I woke up early today and poured myself a cup and tea and shit went in the living room to be with my family and suddenly everyone just looks at me and yells that I'm not gonna be giving my exams offl...
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