*spits on you*

dream .... is a fraud. his entire career's orchestrated! ... every video, every challenge, every manhunt, every speedrun! everything. from start to finish - it's an illusion. he's manipulating you! he's manipulating your family! he's burning ... the crops (?? wtf ) he kidnapped! you. metaphorically. he is evil! and he must be stopped. we must go .. to ALL lengths that we possibly can! he burned our village! he attacked our pets! he killed people!
...
in a video game