This is a joint account of two friends @theultimateslayer and @FLawSOMEbeauty_9
Don't be afraid to follow us, we'll follow you back for sure, but if you unfollow, IF YOU UNFOLLOW.......I'm warning ya
Go check our book out it's really fun I can promise!

Pm me if you are up for GENUINE RfR, CFC. I repeat I only do genuine RfR. If you don't return my kind favour,I swear I'm gonna make your life living hell. So just don't hit me,if you don't do genuine RfR.


1) I am my own heroine.
― Marie Bashkirtseff

2) Yes this account is weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated.

3) We get ignored so much that our nickname should be Terms And Conditions. So yeah, help us by reading our book

4) I'm so naturally funny because my life is entirely a joke.

5) Don't even doubt my ethics, they are clear and transparent that you can't even see them.

Some motivating sayings

1) Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.

2) When all else fails, lower your standards.

3) Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

4) Be like me, objective , object everything

5) You don't know what you have until it's gone.
For example, toilet paper.

6) Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Also, if any of the stuff above made you feel infuriated , I don't care, humph.


How be the perfect bad boy- Sounds cliche, believe me it's far away from it. Give it a try though,it won't hurt you.

Her Diary- filled with unlimited humour and sarcasm. A self obsessed sassy girl vs world itself.
  • JoinedOctober 31, 2019

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