❝Money can't by you happiness. But it feels better to cry in your own Lamborghini or your private jet...wouldn't it?❞

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» Dumb ways to die: Bangtan ver. «

Yoongi: wake him up
Namjoon: stand next to him
Jin: steal his Mario figurines
Taehyung: diss Gucci
Jimin: touching Jungkook
Jungkook: touching Jungkook
Hoseok: pretend to be a snake



You: oppa, where do you live?
V: with BTS
You: where do BTS live?
V: with me
You: where do you all live?
V: together
You: where is your house?
V: next to our neighbour's house
You: where is your neighbour's house?
V: if i tell you, you won't believe me
You: tell me, oppa
V: next to our house



» Flirting: Jimin vs Taehyung «

Jimin: hey babe. if you choose him, he'll make you breakfast everyday. but if you choose me, i'll be your breakfast everyday *wink* *wonk*

V: hi, do you like pigeons?



» Jin as your boyfriend «

Jin: do I look pretty today?
You: yes...
Jin: you look cute too, but not as good as me.
You: ...okay?
Jin: yeah that's right, at least we know where we are with looks.
You: um...i love you?
Jin: yeah, i love me too.



hope i made you laugh, or at least smile. now keep smiling 😇


hi, I'm Dizzy ~

long story short, i've been trying to write a good book since I was bloody eight years old. hopefully i succeed one day... 🙃

if you're willing to give one of my books a try, i would really appreciate it, thank you so much, i love you! 😘

more abt me:

• '0⃣0⃣ liner
• taurus ♉️
• k-pop junkie 🇰🇷🎶
• caffeine addict ☕
• pizza enthusiast 🍕
• motae solo and proud 😎
• bookworm and an introvert 🤓
• straight (but I support LGBTQ🌈)
• a chubby brown girl from the beautiful island called Sri Lanka 🇱🇰

• BTS is love. BTS is life 😍
• A.R.M.Y since 2013 💜
• bias: Kim Taehyung (V) 💘
• bias wrecker(s): Jimin & Jungkook 💞
• fav OTPs: Vkook, Vmin, Jikook, Vminkook, Namjin, Sope 😋


XOXO
Dizzy :)
  • under Taehyung's bed
  • JoinedJanuary 13, 2016


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