Shizzle my Sausage

keep reading pls this is very important and it saved my life so I think everyone should know this (especially if you get paranoid easily because it may save your life)


















What's up? I'm Ethan and I'm fourteen
Slayin all these women with my massive peen
I've got a couple of hobbies besides being blonde
Like performing for the boys with my ribbon baton
I drink lots of soda and hang out at the mall
I used to skateboard but I knocked out a ball
All I need in life is my boys and my tub 
Now I'm gonna pass it to my number one bub *points at Blixx (I know ur gonna read this)*


I am he/him
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