shippinggoddessmira

I don't think I have ever been this embarrassed/disappointed on what is in my library currently. Would you say the same for your's? 

shippinggoddessmira

My brother has a very real fear. It is the fear of getting his toe nail flipped or jammed. This fear is due to an experience him and I had when we were younger: while we were under the care of our aunt and uncle, I had stubbed my toe. I was in pain so my brother, being courteous, opened the door for the restaurant we were headed to. Unfortunately, the swing of the door opened on my stubbed, swollen toe nail, causing it to flip up as my cries to worsen. This experience left my brother with trauma and me with a free chocolate chip cookie. Just wanted to share.

KimChopa

Do you have any more dark humour lmao, i wanna tell my boyfriend and scare him XDDD

KimChopa

@KimChopa *insert a billion skull emojis* and THANKSSS LMFAO XDDD
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shippinggoddessmira

I was gonna tell another dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
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shippinggoddessmira

@KimChopa What do you get when you cross a bunny with a Rottweiler?
            
            
            Just the Rottweiler
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