ᵗʰᵃᵗ'ˢ ᵐʸ ˢʰᶤᵖ

❛the even BETTER looking outlaw in space❜




「  Hᴇ'ꜱ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ꜱᴍᴜɢɢʟᴇʀ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ. Hᴇ ꜱʟɪᴘᴘᴇᴅ ᴛʜʀᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴇ Eᴍᴘɪʀᴇ'ꜱ ғɪɴɢᴇʀꜱ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀɴʏᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟꜱᴇ. Hᴇ'ꜱ ᴀᴛᴛʀᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ. Sᴏᴘʜɪꜱᴛɪᴄᴀᴛᴇᴅ, ɪᴍᴘᴇᴄᴄᴀʙʟᴇ ᴛᴀꜱᴛᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʜᴀʀɪꜱᴍᴀ. 」




The name's Lando Calrissian. I'm a big time sportsman, give or take- and the best, I repeat- the BEST smuggler in the galaxy. Hell, I even won my girl the Millennium Falcon in a card game. Anything you want? I got it. Anything you need? Well, baby, my lap is right here, haha..




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