There's a couple things you should know about me...
- 99% of the stuff that comes out of my mouth is bullshit.
- I swear. A lot.
- I love country music, 90s hip hop, and oldies. Don't judge. Just because your taste in music is shitty, doesn't mean you should hate on mine...
- I'm Greek and I'm proud of it.
- I have the ability to be extremely cringey. You have been warned.
- I'm an orphan that was sent to abusive foster homes, and was raped multiple times. Please be aware of this when reading my stories. I'm not looking for pity, but I don't appreciate being hated on because of this.
- I speak fluent sarcasm and have an attitude. According to my brother I also have a 'resting bitch face.'
- I have absolutely NO filter. So innocent people, click that back button. Like right now.
- My hometown is Seattle, and I'm proud of it. Ya know, Seahawks, Space Needle, Puget Sound, Microsoft, and Starbucks? Boeing? Amazon? Google? Biggest outdoor market in the country? Kurt Cobain? NIRVA-FRICKIN-VANA? Not ringing a bell? How about Macklemore? There it is....
- I am a absolute anti-racist, feminist, egalitarian and equal rights believer. No haters allowed.
- I speak fluent English, Spanish, and Ancient Greek. (I know, trilingual nerd in da house...)
- If you are a Washington State Cougar fan, a Patriots fan, a Arsenal fan, or a Red Sox fan....🖕Like seriously.....get a life.
- I'm a graphic design major working for a logo company. After becoming an emancipated teenager, I skipped a couple grades and graduated college at nineteen.
- I swim, dance, mountain bike, ski, snowboard, surf, play soccer and basketball.
- You know that boy you pushed over earlier? He committed suicide last night. That girl you called fat? She's starving herself. And that boy you teased for crying? His mother died. You know that man you made fun of for his scars? He fought for our country. That man you stole the little leather pouch off? He was homeless. Think on that.
- Use your brain idiot. Seattle.
- JoinedSeptember 22, 2020