I'm afraid of spiders, and can only drink water when it's ice cold. I contend that aliens exist, and that disco will never, truly die. I have a dog named Harvey and we like eating Doritos together.
I hope you enjoy what I have to say.
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Aug 23, 2021 05:01AM
Number 8 in biography? I’ve been watching myself climb that ladder for a few weeks now! And now you’re telling me I’ve breached tipped ten!? YAS, QUEEN! Let’s make it happen and get me to top five ne...View all Conversations
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