Do you find this....Distracting?

Love replaces sleep in the moonlit night
-Midnight Secretary

The Bird of Hermes is my name. Eating my wings to make me tame.
- Alucard

We're on a mission from GOD!

An eye for an eye.

It's not the years, its the mileage

Bring forth salvation to these tormented akuma souls.

Don't be afraid of the words "I love you"

Watch me stand here
Watch me stand here tall and proud
Watch me change the world with my pride and Strength

Like every tree....Stands on its own

Fire is the Devil's only Friend
-Don McLean

Fear is the Mind Killer
-Frank Herbert

I've been in business for 25 years, I have no idea what you are talking about.

I've got 5 boys; I'm used to people saying something that's not always true.

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
-The Godfather

Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

May the Force be with you.
-Star wars

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
-Silence of the Lambs

You're gonna need a bigger boat.

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
-Forrest Gump

I see dead people
-The Sixth Sense

A boy's best friend is his mother.

Say "hello" to my little friend!

Is it secret, is it safe?
-Lord of the Rings

Wait a minute! Wait a hot shit minute! No relative of mine is going to have HOTDOGS!
-The Great Outdoors

You know what's in those things? Lips and assholes!

My cucumber is bigger than yours.
-Animal House

Every spring the trees get tipied and every fall the toilets explode.
-Animal House

Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
-Dead Poet's Society

Nice guys don't kiss like that! Yes they fucking do!
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