I'll follow back!

I like:
Star Wars (I have a bad feeling about this...)
Harry Potter (WiNgArDiUm LeViOsA)
Lord of the Rings/Hobbit/Silmarillion (*laughs as one fey*)
Stormlight Archive (Stick.)
Mistborn (Kelsier YES)
Wings of Fire (SNUDOOOO)
Keeper of the Lost Cities (I need to sleep, probably.)
Percy Jackson (Dam!)
Ranger's Apprentice (Coffee.)
The Princess Bride (Inconceivable!)
Artemis Fowl (No, I don't have a rule book.)
And a bunch of other fandoms I've forgotten about but will still fangirl about.

She/her.
Proud Indian! Jai Hind!
Very nearly trilingual =). I'm fluent in Marathi and English and am learning French. Would like to start Hindi soon.

REGULAR PERSON: I love you.
TOLKIEN FAN: Keep it, as a Promise.
REGULAR PERSON: *looks at a ring* OOOH, pretty!
TOLKIEN FAN: *looks at a ring* IT'S THE RING OF POWAAAAA!!!
REGULAR PERSON: Oh, DARNIT, he died.
TOLKIEN FAN: WHY DOES IT HURT SO MUCH??
REGULAR PERSON: I wish to be a millionaire.
TOLKIEN FAN: NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE EVIL OF GOLD!
REGULAR PERSON: I'm running to lose weight.
TOLKIEN FAN: I'm running cuz THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD!!!
REGULAR PERSON: Ignore this.
TOLKIEN FAN: WHY DON'T I HAVE THIS ON MY PROFILE?? *copies and pastes*
REGULAR PERSON: Leave this profile right now.
TOLKIEN FAN: I MUST HIT FOLLOW BUTTON!

I got these from 17th shard they are not my work:
"Dude, did you see what that thug just did to that guy?"
"Yeah, he really went ham on him"
Dad: Son, I heard that you've been lashing out at everyone around you. It's not good. You've got to change.
Me: Dad, I'm a Windrunner. It's what we do.
Come on guys, a little more enthusiasm! We have to Honor these puns, the Endowment of cosmere-punning ability shows our Devotion towards the Preservation of truly terrific humor! So let's not Ruin all of our fun, but spread the joy involved with the Cultivation of puns, which will eventually lead to our Domination of the entire world with cosmere related humor!
  • Minas Tirith, Gondor, Middle-earth
  • JoinedApril 2, 2020


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Hello, all, Ranger has been updated! I am unfortunately on mobile and cannot link, but you know where to find it :D@UndercoverAuthor18
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