Hello. Welcome to my bio and thank you for wasting your time reading this :3
And just so you know, unlike you lonely fudge out there (kidding) as of now i have *drum rolls* a BOYFRIEND! 👬🌈 <3 Yay. I can now buy couple shirts without being judged by my friends, ha! 🎉🎉🎉
Btw...
•I'M A/AN
-gay guy
-agnostic
-proud Hufflepuff
-son of Hermes (cause Poseidon and Zeus are SO overrated)
-padawan in training ;)
-coffee lover
-bookworm (I'm open for book suggestions)
-barely surviving college student
-professional bathroom singer
-professional fat ass
•I THINK
-Dicks are weird. And that's speaks so much coz I have one and I'm gay, so I'm suppose to love them. But I don't. There's just too many skin and too wrinkly. Vaginas makes more sense to me :|
-my gaydar is shit. I swear, if a LGBTQ person do a vogue in front me with their rainbow shirt, and unicorn horn, I wouldn't even get tell if they're part of the community.
-social media is a waste of time (except wattpad. God I love wattpad and Goodreads.. and tumblr... Yes i am a productive individual.)
-just bcoz you're a porn actor doesn't mean you're good at acting -_-
•THINGS we could talk about
-Game of Thrones
-Harry Potter (though I haven't read the books yet. Yes, I know, shame on me)
-dick size
-How to get away with murder
-Star Wars
-Percy Jackson
-HoO
-Lucifer (series)
-Men ;)
-porn ;) ;)
-yaoi
-bxb books
-men ;)
•I LOVE
-FOOD, especially peaches cuz they're sexxxy as fudge ><
-Blake Lively. She's just soooo elegant and classy, gah~! I'll definitely turn straight for her... Or bisexual cause I totally digs her husband, I'm definitely down for threesome with these fine folks
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-Timothée Chalamet is the cutest >< i just want to adopt him so i can be his daddy ugh. (Kidding, im too young and skinny to be a daddy lol)
-Wolves. Cause I love them, they're wolves period
I love talking, so if you need someone to talk about anythiiing, just pm me ;)
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