Oi, fellow humans!

The name's Sandra. I'm a Swedish, nineteen year old female offspring with absolutely zero skills in the social department. I don't work, nor do I go to school - meaning I don't have any accomplishments to show off.

But guess what? I DON'T CARE.

My life's basically nonexistent. I spend every waking moment in bed, humming contently and stuffing my face with chocolate fudge ice cream.

i'M lOw-kEy LiViNg tHe DrEaM, pEoPle!!🥴

I rarely socialize with humans. People seriously exhaust me. Not so surprisingly, they tend to find me odd, so I don't think I'm missing out on much.

I practically live on Wattpad. If you're ever looking for me; expect to find me here, reading cliché romance novels. It's either that or those steamy action stories where I can imagine Stephen James as my smoking hot, vicious gangleader slash possessive alpha werewolf.

*dreamy sigh* He's such a wonderful specimen.

Other than that; I also adore Game of Thrones, Hawaiian pizza, astronomy, staring at people until they're super creeped out, heavy sarcasm, writing poetry, dark memes, music, deep conversations and anything chocolate.

(Oh, and I'm also an atheist. Don't @ me.)

There's a lot of other weird ass stuff I usually do on a daily basis. I don't think you're mentally prepared to hear about those in explicit detail, though. Wouldn't wanna traumatize you or anything. I don't even know why you're here to begin with, reading this piece of shit text right now. Why am I even writing this?

Oh, wait... tHaT's wHaT hApPeNs wHeN eVeRyoNe'S oBsEsSeD wiTh yOu!!

You're still here after all, proving my point. I always knew you wanted me, you smug bastard. ;)

Please forgive me if I've wasted your precious time. I do hope you feel like you've accomplished something here. I honestly don't even know what I'm doing at this point... It's quite pathetic.

(Quick summary: I'm weird, Green Day gives me life and I basically hate everyone and everything.)

Toodles! 🥳
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