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Last night I had a dream that scientist used a really bad picture of me to prove that humans are actually closely related to goats and I was so insulted I woke upView all Conversations
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tordmatt + tomedd one shots // flu...
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in my opinion these are the best ships ( especially tordmatt ^W^ ) plz don't haras real people. It's fine to...


how to do everything
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this is a book of tutorials on how to do everything, now expecting requests
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