Khaleel Ali

Long ago, Ken-chan the wanderer was an innocent literary scholar, studying Shakespeare and Chaucer, when he chanced upon a stray book titled 'Bakemonogatari vol. 1,' of the so-called light novel genre. Many titles and several hundred volumes later, he abandoned his former life and escaped to the mountains to live in seclusion where he sought to master the arts of ecchi-ness, parody, and all other good things in life, as he soon began writing light novels of his own. Now he spends his time hissing at rabbits and stray birds as he continues on his quest to become the most prolific English Language light novel writer of all time. :P

P.S. This is a true story. :P