magicseeker

Hello to all of the people who just accidentally clicked on my profile.

We don't get much traffic in this wing of the woods, so we encourage any unsuspecting fool- I mean... any travellers to enjoy their stay, even if you did wander in here by accident. 

But I will warn you now: If you get lost on this page, we might just hold you captive. (but don't worry, the trolls and goblins that live here don't eat readers. But if you don't click on one of my books soon they might just eat you right up)

I enjoy a wide range of genres and writing styles; nothing is better than consuming a good book in the morning. Although, you have to watch out for the letter 'W', sometimes they can be hard to swallow. (You can imagine that I come in handy when someone needs to use the excuse that 'their dog ate their homework'.

I generally like the books I eat to have an element of magic in it (hence the name: magicseeker), I think it just adds to the flavour. But recently I have been dinning at the fine cuisine of 'experimental writing'.

I just lost half of you to the trolls, didn't I? 
Well, don't worry, most of my books are not experimental, so you do not have to run away! It does not matter how fast you think you can click away from this page, they will still catch you (In fact, the goblins have been going to the gym lately, so you're no match. They will catch you, and they will eat you)

There are probably only one or two of you left, isn't there? no one wanted to read this far, so now the trolls and goblins are going to feast well tonight, I recommend that you feast too, before they feast on you. We have plenty of book here that you can read, but just remember to look out for those W's. We may condone non-readers being eaten on our land, but I can't have any of you choking.

Hmmmmm.....maybe I should get my priorities straight.