Let's be honest, this is an abandoned account. Without further ado, I am so sorry.

I post better shit on ao3 anyways. Same username.
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lasagnabastard lasagnabastard Aug 22, 2019 11:48PM
My favorite way to confuse people is by saying “No thanks, I’m trying to quit” whenever I’m offered something I don’t want. It doesn’t matter what I’m being offered, if I don’t want it, I say “No tha...
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Detroit: Become Human oneshots by lasagnabastard
Detroit: Become Human oneshots
Mostly Reed900, Convin, and Simarkus, haha oops. I'll take requests for anything except: Hankcon(sry m8) Yea...
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Just a normal sleepover  by lasagnabastard
Just a normal sleepover
Every single fic for this show/movie is an x reader and I'm determined to fix that. Ethan's gay for Benny. B...
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Soothouse Hogwarts au by lasagnabastard
Soothouse Hogwarts au
The lads, with magic. Let's roll Main focus is Wilbur because I had an idea and I like it
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