*gets speakers and starts heading out on stage*
*trips on the first step*
Ouch, darn.
*gets up and clears throat*
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
GENTLEMEN...GENTLEMEN... GENTLEMEN
IM JUST KIDDING I'VE NEVER SEEN A BOI ON WATTPAD... WATTPAD... WATTPAD
I HAVE GATHERED YOU HERE TODAY TO READ MY BOARD... BOARD... BOARD
NOW BOW DOWN TO YOUR POTATO QUEEN... QUEEN... QUEEN
"please get off the stage miss, and stop making fake echo-"
*sprays salt in his eyes*


•♧•

Now you smexy potato, it's just you and me.
You.
Yes you the one reading this.
I heard you like bad boi stories,
Well I'm bad,
At everything
*winks with both eyes*
Ok let's be serious, I donno what to write tbh.
Oh I have an idea let's be like other wattpad girls...A QUOTE
●when life gives you lemons, eat it.
No, wait that's not right
*clears throat*
●don't hold on to the past, because, um.. you know... just don't.
Ummm
●people are like farts, they blow away, either silent and deadly, or loud and deadly, but you are the only one enjoying it.

Okay I like this one

*wipes fallen tear*

So I eat everything like the baloon I am thank you very much.

I love anime, kpop, reading. Writing, singing, drawing, most types of music, any movies I donno

⚫Stories by moi :-

❇ADAM (Completed)
-Teen Fiction

❇Milana (Slow Updates)
-Historical Fiction

❇Hearts For Fools (Updated Regularly)
-Tragedy / Thriller

________

So das it.

I'm not sorry for wasting your time

Bai
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  • JoinedApril 17, 2017


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