NaN, or "not a number," is a database error caused by invalid input into a mathematical calculation, such as when you try to compute numeric pi with apple strudel.

So what is knotanumber? Knotanumber is what you get when you start with a pimply, asthma-ridden, Bible belt-on, Atari-binging, Asimov-reading, never-been-kissed nerd and, through the application of epigenetic lifestyle factors and Pokemon pellets, transform him into a gently aged, distance-running, veggie-eating, anti-evangelical, badass middle manager-who is still a nerd.
  • JoinedNovember 19, 2018



Stories by Knotanumber
Negative Energy by knotanumber
Negative Energy
When Matt Harmon's brain pattern is re-bodified seventy-one years in the future, he finds an inner peace at o...
The Book of Wisdoms by knotanumber
The Book of Wisdoms
From Solomon to corn flakes, parrotfish to push-up bras, these bite-size verses contain a bit of everything u...
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Captive Thoughts by knotanumber
Captive Thoughts
You want to know who you are and where you came from. I'll keep this short. I'm not going to tell you.
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