heyyyy um I was wondering if you would be so kind as to check out my book on my profile called "Alpha Jaxton"? I'm putting in a lot of time and effort and planning, like I have not in the past with some books. So this one is very important. If you could check it out that would be great, and if you like it tell your friends! Merry Christmas! Thank you!
Lmao how tf do I even start this?! Good evening, young grasshopper, hope you're chill and all that. My partner, Raquel and I would like you to donate to the 'bum ass bitches' foundation by reading our book Body Count which you will find on our joint profile, voting and giving us some constructive critiscism - it is a part slasher part comedy novel about a deadly serial killer set loose on a univetsity campus, mixed with snarky rich bitches and a fiesty latina main.
All the profits will go to helping black girls around the world get proper weaves and also, make us famous so Harry Styles notices us and lets us suck his dick.
Thank you for wasting your precious time to read this -Saint
*Paula Deen aggresively chants BUTTER BUTTER BUTTER in the background*
Body Count : https://my.w.tt/UiNb/PjuC93FMAH