jeonswimmers

anyone wanna play among us

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@jeonswimmers okay but I'm getting bored and among us is the only thing keeping me up at night, could you just send me the code or? 
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AND THERE WAS THIS OTHER SITUATION Where THEY HANGING OUT  WITH HAMMOCKS AND THIS JUST POPS UP
          
          Gon and Killua: *sharing the same hammock*
          
          Killua: *eating Panda Express*
          
          Gon: "So do you have anatomy after this?"
          
          Killua: "Yup."
          
          Gon: "Do they have nude models in that class?"
          
          Killua: *snorts* "No, that's figure drawing."
          
          Gon: "Oh. Then have you taken a figure drawing class?"
          
          Killua: *laughing* "Fuck no. Why?"
          
          Gon: "Don't you think it'd be fun to be a nude model?"
          
          Killua: *nearly chokes*
          
          Knuckle: "I heard it pays well"
          
          Killua: *giggles*
          
          Uvogin: "Yeah, but I also heard old white dudes with beer guts do it."
          
          Knuckle: "Where did you hear THAT?"
          
          Uvogin: *starts grilling a burger* "My old man does it."
          
          Shoot: "No way. I feel like this is something you would have advertised sooner."
          
          Knuckle: "I've known you for three years and I never knew this about you."
          
          Uvogin: "You say that my my dad nude modeling is about ME. My mom got him into it. She's been modeling since her college days, ya know. Got her through uni."
          
          Knuckle: *shaking his head* "You never cease to amaze me."
          
          Uvogin: *frustrated* "It's not about ME, you bitch!"
          
          Shoot: "It's kinda sweet how your parents became nudists to support your college education, dude."
          
          Uvogin: *picks up a steaming hot burger and throws it*
          
          Gon: *shrieks and covers Killua*
          
          Killua: *screaming like a bat because their hammock shakes*
          
          Shoot: *deflects burger with a class textbook*" Fuck!"
          
          Uvogin: *flinches as the burger went flying towards the grill and caught on flames*
          
          Gon: "Nice first impression, asshat."
          
          Uvogin: *controlling the grill* "Oh, Killua and I have already met before."
          
          Killua: *still eating Panda Express half paralyzed from the previous scene*
          
          Gon: *shocked* "You've already met Uvogin? Since WHEN?"
          
          Killua: "Since Knuckle mixed me a drink in his room."
          
          Gon: "Knucks mixed you a DRINK?"
          
          Knuckle: "Chill dude, it's not like I sucked him off or anything."

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AND THEN THERES KURAPIKA LIKE-
          
          Kurapika: "What's up with you Killua? You seem more depressed in OChem today than any other day."
          
          Killua: "The worst possible thing happened."
          
          Kurapika: "Oh my, spill"
          
          Killua: *groans and rolls eyes*
          
          Zushi: "You know, Mystery Starbucks Guy?"
          
          Kurapika: "Yeah?"
          
          Zushi: "My roommate"
          
          Kurapika: "No fucking way!"
          
          Killua: "I told you-" 
          
          

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The book 2 is called Making x Breaking Promises
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@jeonswimmers It's called No Filter x Serial Dating
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jeonswimmers

@S_Kpop_BTS LMAO send me the fanfic pls
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Hold up, I read this wattpad fanfic of hxh and there was this literal conversation that made me choke on my non-existent dollar bills
          
          Killua: "So it was just a normal day, I was swapping boxers and then this bitch (Leorio) shows up and says 'SMASH BROS TIME' just like very other Saturday evening and I'm like 'Sounds gay, I'm in' except insert me in nothing but my purple boxers-" 
          
          Zushi: "Why purple boxers though?"
          
          Killua: "Because they're purple Zushi, we've been over this, now listen-"
          
          Zushi: "And what's with Smash Bros being gay?"
          
          Killua: "Listen, listen, listen Zushi, it's in the name, listen: Smash. Bros."
          
          Zushi: "Oh my god-"
          
          Gon: "Sounds gay."
          
          Zushi: *female screeching*
          
          Killua: "Freecss I swear to fucking god-"
          
          I'M IN PEICES HELP- ️