im_your_new_gay_dad
Wow kids
Back from getting milk
Y’all got a step mom now
im_your_new_gay_dad
im_your_new_gay_dad
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Holy shit
I forgot Wattpad was on my phone
Sorry
im_your_new_gay_dad
Wow I haven’t posted anything here since last year! *distant cries of outrage*
im_your_new_gay_dad
Gay?
im_your_new_gay_dad
Favorite turkey day food?
im_your_new_gay_dad
What’s your favorite Vine?
ALTERNATIVEsunset
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@im_your_new_gay_dad “Hey guys, good alternative to recycling: when you’re done with a glass bottle, eat it, fucking eat the bottle”
im_your_new_gay_dad
Homosexuality
im_your_new_gay_dad
We’re watching high school musical on my laptop on the locker room floor before the game and if that isn’t team goal I don’t know what is
im_your_new_gay_dad
I JUST READ A “27 PART STORY ABOUT OUR FAVORITE FRENCH DISASTER GAYS” AND THE AUTHOR CUT OFF ON A CLIFFHANGER IN PART 25. EVEN BETTER, THE STORY HASN’T BEEN UPDATED SINCE 2012. I AM LIVID.
im_your_new_gay_dad
Tell me something I don’t know
Flora_Bemussed
@im_your_new_gay_dad butterflies drink their own p and that is one of the reasons theur life span is so short. You can drink your p once and be fine but if you drink it in succession it slowly becomes more toxic.
