hunterdeceased

cb for a one liner bbs . 

BLEDTERROR

*  ;     !
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wantedhappiness

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endstrvgic

! ! 
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vilecrimes

are  you  here  to  try  and  kill
          me  or  are  you  here  for  a 
          favor  ?

vilecrimes

@hunterdeceased
            
            immortal  speech  for  my  victims  ?
            i  believe  the  only  thing  they  say 
            is  please  don't  kill  me . . .  now  what
            made  you  help  people  like  / me /  ?
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hunterdeceased

@vilecrimes                          yeah , yeah , i’ve heard it all before with the mikaelsons brothers  .   look , i’m just doing my job . save your big i am immortal speech for your victims . 
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vilecrimes

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@hunterdeceased
            
            a  bounty  huh  ?  let  them  come 
            i'll  just  kill  them  all  .  i'm  seven 
            thousand  years  old  they  can't 
            kill  me  .  
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vengefulnatures

how  many  of  you  are  there  ? 
          it's  like  there's  one  you  every 
          where   .  . . 

vengefulnatures

@hunterdeceased
            
            my  wife  asked  you  to  help  max  ?
            the  wet  / mutt /  smell  would  be 
            probably  be  ,  theo  or  my  eldest 
            son   .
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hunterdeceased

@vengefulnatures                      you think i want to be here ?  this place reeks of wet mutt  .   your wife asked me here to help max with god knows what   . 
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vengefulnatures

@hunterdeceased
            
            you  certainly  are  a  pain  in  the
            ass  .  is  there  something  i  can 
            help  you  with  or  are  you  just  in
            my  house  for  the  hell  of  it  ?
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outofIove

well  ,  here i am  .  what are your other two wishes  ?

outofIove

dr. phil has no doctorate degree  ,  but i'd love to be shown some new moves  .  flexibility is my strong suit  ,  after all  .  though you would know  .
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hunterdeceased

let me teach you some hot yoga moves. . they        are very effective, dr. phil approved. 
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outofIove

well  ,  i've been doing plenty yoga with miracle so they can do plenty things  .  but be careful  ,  i'm a little sore  .  squats are painful but effective  .  
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