hemmingvvay

i always go out to breakfast with my sister on sundays at the melrose diner and the first thing she asks me is "did you have sex last night? you have sex hair." and i'm literally crying because the answer is always no. 

SWEETCREATVRE

ATTENTION FRIENDS AND FAMILY OF THIS WONDERFUL BOY.
          SHANE BEANSTALK MICHAELS TEXTS AND DRIVES!!!!
          IF YOU CARE FOR HIM, AND YOU TRULY WANT HIM TO GET BETTER, YOU'D SEND JUST A NICKEL TO THE SSA (STOP SHANE ASSOCIATION) TO GET HIM THE HELP HE TRULY NEEDS. JUST A NICKEL A DAY CAN HELP THIS BEAUTIFUL BOY BECOME HIS BEST. PLEASE, HIS BABY IS REALLY WORRIED ABOUT HIM. THANK YOU!!