hellsemissary
i require a mentor to teach me how to fight! copying street fighter surprisingly doesn’t work :/
hellsemissary
hellsemissary
/ cb for a visit from the emissary of hell who is neither an emissary nor is he from hell
outgrowen
you again— you here to inconvenience me?
allbitenbark
spider guy!! dude! stop!
hellsemissary
very uncool of the power rangers to copy me :(
hellsemissary
/ cb while i contemplate if i should change his suit to the arachnid rider
hellsemissary
i’ve been working on my one-liners. allow me to demonstrate, ahem: leoPARDON me :)
allbitenbark
why are you upside down? i’m not kidding you :/
hellsemissary
i am a superhero with a giant robot and i work for a talking spider. get used to it.
( @swiftruind )
hellsemissary
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i save people every day and yet all i get in return is people yelling “fuck you peter parker” at me :(
allbitenbark
ow, /ow/! stop pinching me you weirdo!
hellsemissary
ah, right, right. i was wondering why people were mad at me even though i stopped a rampaging evil unicorn — they thought i was him!
( @swiftruind )
hellsemissary
how would you know his name? for all you know, his name could be… bob.
( @swiftruind )