When the world first became, there was nothing. And then, later, there were ghosts. And fruit. But they hated one another until a pineapple was given as a peace offering between two unsuspecting fools of the different races. Peace came, years passed. But then! There was a goddamn fool who decided to write terrible things! Surprisingly enough, that person is me as much as we all wish it wasn't. So read, or I'll steal your fucking lungs.
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