flhorals

thank you to everybody who's been in my life and affected me in the short/long run. you've helped me become the person i am right now

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badbyes

I do not seem to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware. You, my queen, deserve the utmost respect of any female. However, many of my gender seem to sexualize women and view them as sex toys. However, my queen, I do not share these views. Rather, I value the female spectrum of the human race as the superior, and I, a respectful male, request the viewing of an isolated, singular breast from your body. I await your response my queen.

badbyes

Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl.
          
          Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

badbyes

dude you are so close to having 666 followers xd

badbyes

stay away from me SATAn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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badbyes

this message may be offensive
I know this sounds like a shit post but hear me out.
          
          I have large testicles. It is not a gift. I have a massive bulge that is very hard to hide. I’ve been harassed because of it. I sit on them sometimes. They are like a huge target to everything. For example, when I get home from work. My dog is just the perfect height that when she jumps on me for lovins, she decks me in the jewels every time. It has become a problem honestly.
          
          Now for the worst part. The insecurity. I have an average sized dong that I am not at all mad about. It does the job and does it well.
          
          The part that sucks is the bulge. Some people see it and assume I have a horse cock. It makes it embarrassing when I finally get a home run with a lady and she looks disappointed.
          
          I am very sorry for the inappropriate post. It is my biggest insecurity and my daily hell and the only person I can talk to about it is my current girlfriend.

badbyes

hey via you are in class so im going to spam your wattpad message board for no reason

badbyes

i need to be arrested for crimes against humanity
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badbyes

if anyone comes across this then. dont worry about it. via is my sugar plum fairy so she understands and accepts my spamming. i dont know why i just called her my sugar plum fairy that was the first thing my brain thought of
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badbyes

Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl.
          
          Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment.

badbyes

I AM SORRY WATTPAD
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badbyes

THUIDWCNSDCIERIUVNDJS THIS IS THE BEN SHAPIRO COPYPASTA THIS IS NOT MY WORDS
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nadyamali

bb i miss u

sadwhines

miss you :(

sadwhines

kat kat aaaaa

m3t4yy

Heyy, can you please check out my book? It’d mean a lot 
          
          https://my.w.tt/XuI4siyr7Z
          
          It’s Sikk and jay park fanfic, it will also include mature content if ya into that stuff