Hey, Custardites!!

I HAVE MY OWN GOODREADS PAGE! GoodReads calls me an author, so I'm an author, dammit! https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/8616684.Jonah_Reilly


Me name be Jonah, and I write things down for the world to see!! My main focus is on writing my stories, so I probably don't have time to read your story, unless of course if you're my friend in real life, if that's the case: YO! However, just leave a message on my board saying that you want me to check out your story, and if I have some down time in between chapters I most certainly will! Just be patient with me!

Here's some stuff 'bout me:
I love Marina and the Diamonds
I love Lana Del Rey
I love Charli XCX
I love Little Mix
I love Miley Cyrus
I'm probably either writing or reading right now (as we speak)
I have a Kindle named Eponine
I love musical theater
I love theater in general
I love going to cinemas.
Every year I see ALL the Oscar movies (ALL. OF. THEM.)
And I'm secretly a bunch of carrots in a human suit who obtained a thesaurus.

Follow me everywhere:
Goodreads: http://www.goodreads.com/user/show/21185258-jonah-reilly
Tumblr: http://l3utthole.tumblr.com/
Twitter: http://twitter.com/officialjonahr
Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/jonahbluberry
Instagram: http://instagram.com/saltinecrackah

'WHEN THE EARTH TILTS' STATS: (As of 09/13/14)
Action: #485
Horror: #597

'CHILDREN OF THE TILTS' STATS: (As of 09/13/14)
Action: #68
Mystery/Thriller: #81

'MR. AVERAGE' STATS: (As of 09/13/14)
Humor #456
Romance #620

It's always been my dream to be a professional writer, and I know WattPad can help me on that journey so quickly; you, yes you, are essential too! If you don't read/favorite/comment on my stories, When the Earth Tilts, its sequel Children of the Tilts, and Mr. Average, I'll be no where. I need you, man.

Have an awesome day!
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