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why didn't any of you guys tell me how good the northman is.

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eggers' best film maybe. love when a movie just blows my fucking mind and i have to sit in silence for a bit and be like 'fucking hell'
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my favourite underrated genre of guy online is 'loudly and smugly proclaims how much they hate children whilst also consuming and engaging with nothing but children's media'

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workshopping some sort of social theory to explain this. something something arrested development
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'ummmm nobody wants to put up with your shitty crotchfruit in public spaces karen' — 31 year old who watches bluey
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so funny to think back on what I was like as a teenager. like what the fuck was my problem

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>be me
            >14 years old
            >from northwest england
            >deeply repressed homosexual
            >only friend is also a deeply repressed homosexual
            >get bullied at school constantly for being a deeply repressed homosexual
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i mean i know exactly what my problem was but still
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the two-state solution is nothing more than the pipe dream of out-of-touch western liberal zionists. it's common to hear this touted as the ultimate solution to The Conflict by young labour briefcases who secretly regard arabs as scary and subhuman, but if you disengage from the guardian and new statesman propaganda and actually view the ethnic cleansing of palestine with your own two eyes then you'll come to realise that not only is the two state solution dead but it was never viable in the first place

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monody jester and orion are that one episode of always sunny where mac dennis and charlie decide that the dynamics of their group is the brains, the looks, and the wild card

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BECAUSE I CUT THE BREAKS. WILD CARD, BITCHESSSSS
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jester is unanimously the wild card but monody and orion keep going back and forth on who is the brains and who is the looks
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i think alex garland should have just made his shite civil war movie about an english civil war instead. there's yet to be some sort of really heavy-handed satirical drama about the north-south divide in this country and i think garland is the man for the job