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You know how everyone is saying that 2020 is the absolute worst year in history and that the universe should die because it's putting us through this year? My response: 536 AD. Look it up.

elsaisawesome12

You know how everyone is saying that 2020 is the absolute worst year in history and that the universe should die because it's putting us through this year? My response: 536 AD. Look it up.

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*finally gets back on wattpad* 
          
          "Let's see how my books are doing." 
          
          *sees people in Australia reading Evillious Incorrect Quotes* 
          
          "Eyyy!!!"

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Me: *tells dirty joke* 
          Crush: ???? 
          Me: "You didn't get it, did you?" 
          Crush: "Nope." 
          Me: "That's alright, just forget about it." *to self* "I refuse to be the one to taint your innocence." 
          Friend: "I could taint it for you." 
          ME: "DoN't YoU fReAkInG dArE!!!!"

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So...I was bored and decided to look around a website for character generator stuff, when I accidentally clicked on this particular generator: https://www.character-generator.org.uk/sexuality/ 
          
          Being the curious person I am, I decided to use my own name to see how well it worked. I should've known it was a bad idea from the start, because this is the answer it gave me: 
          
          "[My name] is a female androromantic asexual romantic who was born a man." 
          
          I......no. Just...just, no.

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Today is Blackout Tuesday, as many of you may know. You may catch something about it in the latest chapter of my Admin Book. You may have to look a bit, though. The hint is pretty subtle.