drachoes

hello, new covers because i am unpredictable

drachoes

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my god y'all school is a bitchass ho and i literally have white hairs now what's new
          
          anyways hey sorry for being fucking a month late with updates, like. i pledge to you with my hand on my heart i have things prepared but i'm aging and near death so. that'd take like a eon. also hey i was going to surprise y'all with this but i'm going to double update cc within the next 10 years if wattpad cooperates, and i also have somethin cookin for lips of fumes (if you even remember lmao)
          
          also if someone volunteers to finish my lab science essay i will donate my left kidney to a family member of yours in need

drachoes

guess what pals. it's your local gay faerie reportin' for duty and alas i must inform you an update for both cc and lof won't be due until (brace yourselves) the twenty-fuckin-third of july also known as the day i crawl back from vacation in deutschland and hopefully will muster up, bare minimum, an iota of motivation to concoct some new shitty writing for y'all, whoooot. like i's expecting even a modicum of shock but it seems like my lack of diligence and general sloth directed towards every aspect of my life comes as no surprise to any of you by now to which i do gravely and sobersidedly apologize ! now! i have no intentions of actually discontinuing any of my works despite what it seems like, so fret not! quell your paranoia! douse your apprehension! i have great things prepared and i just need the time/energy to actually do it godamnit but now i shall be off, fattening myself up with wiener schnitzels and schwein medallions and filet mignons. goodbye and for the last time i am sorryfucjk