Supporting grammar since 1939
Would you please be so kind as to point me in the direction of where I fucking asked for your opinion?
Grammar is my life so I'm here as a defender of justice to support who is right and hate who is wrong.
We love people who can spell and we unleash our wrath upon simpletons who don't know what a fucking capital letter is.
It's not my fault the truth hurts, would you like a damn band aid?
This is my cup of all the fucks I give and oh, would you look at that, it's empty.
What's that? You don't like me? That's a shame. I'll need a few minutes to recover from such a tragedy.
I like my coffee how I like myself: dark, bitter and too hot for you.
I wouldn't like you before your coffee because I hate you all the fuckin time.
No one deserves my tears so that's why they ain't here sis.
I keep it real cause I'm not afraid of your pussy ass, I'd just like to see you try and fight me you silly bitch.
All hail the capital letter. Banzai.
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