just woke up, feeling alone, mad unicorns and rainbows are popping out of no where, im scared. A cheeky bastard pops out of no where right b4 i drop kick his own nan to oblivion, im crying now. I am scared that his nan is actually the terminator and will come back from oblivion like bernice did and fk shit up. At this point a pool of tears is at my feet. I am now starting to drown in my owns tears. little did i know, the whole time. I was really drowning in the pussy, and at that point i realized. Rhi was my one and only bae the homie g to my light and the darkness to my diarrhoea. i died from drowning, and from that day on. My gravestone was marked as R.I.P 1999 - 2014 DROWN IN THE PUSSY
R.I.P Danye West. the best.
Nah he didnt actually die lmao u guys actually believe it, yeah nah yeah hes still here on this earth, danye lives on to see another day.
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Rhianna is black, blacker than your very own mother (thats pre black) and while she sleeps she actually shits herself sometimes due to her farts, when she farts sometimes they come out lumpy (its a disease called fumpylartssyndrome) and basically she is now scared of what the real world has to offer her bcoz she doesnt wanna shit herself again (i mean produce lumpy farts). When she finally left her cavern home she was stabbed by the ghetto gangster that roams the park because hes ghetto, he robbed her chocolate covered knickers and ran, never to be seen again. The legend is that he ate that chocolate. And he enjoyed it.
So pls, be more street smart kids. If you need help on what to say to a stranger, just tell him "piss off cunt you stinky old mole looking rat, you wanna get fucked up? my dad came 3rd in the tour de france dick head and hes not afraid to ride all over your mother" if he doesnt piss off at that point, his dads probs a bikie and your life is not worth living (that means its over)
That is all from me. Penis.
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