I am a camel that has a ridiculous obsession with penguins and koala bears and who wears a blue top hat. But maybe, just maybe, I'm a girl(though that is debatable) who wants to do something about dying and not just sit and watch and maybe I'm a girl who just wants to read and write and make people laugh and cry at the same time. Maybe I like chocolate and maybe, just maybe, have recently developed a fetish for papaya smoothies. Maybe one day you'll read my bestselling book about a camel and think,"Wow she's crazy." But then again maybe i really am a camel.

Four girls are talking. The first girl says "Team Edward or Team Jacob?" The seco ..
nd girl says "Totally Team Edward." The third girl says "Team Jacob all the way!" The fourth girl says "Twilight is dumb. Edward, Jacob, Pfft. I'm on Team Nico di Angelo."

95% of the girls on this planet would die if Justin Bieber was about to jump off a four story building. 4% would be sitting in a lawn chair waiting for him to jump off. Post this on your profile if you're that 1% who would push him off the building, saying "Oops, but you took to long."

The girl you just called fat?

-She is over dosing on diet pills.

The girl you just called ugly?

-She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped?

-He is abused enough at home.

See that man with the ugly scars?

-He fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying?

-His mother is dying.

Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying

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This is bob...
Copy and paste him every where you can.
Soon he will take over the world O.o

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