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* ╱╱ -suave, with the intention to plot- hey .
/ ⠀ heyyyy girl
/ ⠀ I CANT BELIEVE YOU ACTUALLY MADE HER OMG
oh, that’s not— wait, harley. /harley/.
you're gonna have to! i just got these heels! haven't properly broken them in yet.
you’re gonna hurt yourself up there.
⠀ ⠀puh - LEASE , i'll be fine . it ain't so scary up here , after all . @testedsoul
okay, okay. you can look sift through the hat, but i doubt you’ll find anything that’ll be of use to you.
i’ll be fine, thanks. [ she stares at the sandwich for a few seconds before looking back into her top hat, ] this is a really weird situation for me. i’ve never had that happen before.
⠀ ⠀uh , yeah ? today didn't feel like a sausage , egg , and cheese kinda day . [ the jester handed the hat back to the other , taking a large bite in the process . at once , her eyes lit up in satisfaction . ] oh god─ that's REALLY super duper good . want a bite ? @mistressofmagics
what the—- [ her eyes widen at the sight and mouth agape, she’s unsure of how the other managed to pull something out of her hat, much less a SANDWICH. where the hell did she get that sandwich? zatanna doesn’t recall ever having a sandwich in her hat in the first place. ] is that a bacon, egg, and cheese?!
⠀ ⠀ what i want is a triple cheeseburger BUT everything is closed sooo here i am !! @divusmacabre
what are you doing now?
ㅤꕀㅤ ◜◞ ㅤ@mistressofmagics : i have faith in you 'n good ole' lou . i doubt you'll even need to . c'monnnn , don't be a scaredy cat !
riiight.. [ tame hyenas? she couldn’t believe it. ] i can, but i wasn’t sure that was something you’d be okay with.
ㅤꕀㅤ ◜◞ ㅤ@mistressofmagics : can't ya just magic him to slow down ? besides , they're real tame once you get to know them . you'll be FINE . pinky promise .
" don't do that ! what do you want harley , i'm kind of busy at the moment . "
@cupidcrime yeah he just hoped he didn't come to regret this . " okay good . no good guys will die . " after a moment of thought he pointed at the building across from them . " you see that building ? i was planning to give them a unpleasant surprise of lead . they've been going around gotham and hurting innocent civilians . "
ㅤꕀㅤ ◜◞ ㅤ@-hoodsreborn : the jester cheered , clapping wildly before hugging the other momentarily . " oh thank you ! i pinky promise no GOOD guys will die . scouts honor ! " she beamed , putting her hands on her hips afterwards . "what first , boss ? "
@cupidcrime jason sighed , watching and listening to her as he thought for a moment . " fine but i have a few rules . no killing anyone that isn't bad got it ? and no hurting anyone innocent or anything like that . " she was trying so he would give her a chance . he didn't have a grudge against her or anything , unlike joker . but he wasn't going to think about the clown . " i'm no batman , so if you kill i won't be bothered if it's a bad guy who is never going to change . " he just hoped he didn't come to regret this .
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