torturedmagician

oh,  that’s not—   wait,   harley.   /harley/.

torturedmagician

you're gonna have to!   i just got these heels!   haven't properly broken them in yet.
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cupidcrime

݁⠀ ⠀.̲.̲.̲⠀ ⠀:⠀ ⠀@torturedmagician,      come   ON   zambamma.   i   don't   wanna   slow   down!
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testedsoul

you’re gonna hurt yourself up there.

testedsoul

yeah?  the way up looks complicated as is.  how the hell did you manage that?
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cupidcrime

⠀ ⠀puh  -   LEASE  ,   i'll   be   fine  .   it   ain't   so   scary   up   here  ,   after   all   .         @testedsoul
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torturedmagician

okay,   okay.   you can look sift through the hat,   but i doubt you’ll find anything that’ll be of use to you.

torturedmagician

i’ll be fine,   thanks.   [ she stares at the sandwich for a few seconds before looking back into her top hat, ]   this is a really weird situation for me.   i’ve never had that happen before.
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cupidcrime

⠀ ⠀uh  ,   yeah  ?   today   didn't   feel   like   a   sausage  ,   egg  ,  and   cheese   kinda   day  .      [      the   jester   handed   the   hat   back   to   the   other  ,   taking   a   large   bite   in   the   process  .   at   once  ,   her   eyes   lit   up   in   satisfaction  .      ]      oh   god─   that's   REALLY   super   duper   good  .   want   a   bite  ?         @mistressofmagics
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torturedmagician

what the—-  [ her eyes widen at the sight and mouth agape,   she’s unsure of how the other managed to pull something out of her hat,   much less a SANDWICH.   where the hell did she get that sandwich?   zatanna doesn’t recall ever having a sandwich in her hat in the first place. ]   is that a bacon,   egg,   and cheese?!
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torturedmagician

what are you doing now? 

cupidcrime

ㅤꕀㅤ ◜◞ ㅤ@mistressofmagics   :   i   have   faith   in   you   'n   good   ole'   lou  .   i   doubt   you'll   even   need   to  .   c'monnnn  ,   don't   be   a   scaredy   cat  !
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torturedmagician

riiight..  [ tame hyenas?   she couldn’t believe it. ]   i can,   but i wasn’t sure that was something you’d be okay with.  
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cupidcrime

ㅤꕀㅤ ◜◞ ㅤ@mistressofmagics   :   can't   ya   just   magic   him   to   slow   down  ?   besides  ,   they're   real   tame   once   you   get   to   know   them  .   you'll   be   FINE  .   pinky   promise  .
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-hoodsreborn

" don't do that !   what do you want harley , i'm kind of busy at the moment . "

-hoodsreborn

@cupidcrime 
            
            yeah he just hoped he didn't come to regret this .   " okay good .   no good guys will die . "   after a moment of thought he pointed at the building across from them .   " you see that building ?   i was planning to give them a unpleasant surprise of lead .   they've been going around gotham and hurting innocent civilians . "
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cupidcrime

ㅤꕀㅤ ◜◞ ㅤ@-hoodsreborn   :   the   jester   cheered  ,   clapping   wildly   before   hugging   the   other   momentarily  .   "   oh   thank   you  !   i   pinky   promise   no   GOOD   guys   will   die  .   scouts   honor  !  "  she   beamed  ,  putting   her   hands   on   her   hips   afterwards  .   "what   first  ,   boss  ?   "
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-hoodsreborn

@cupidcrime 
            
            jason sighed , watching and listening to her as he thought for a moment .   " fine but i have a few rules .   no killing anyone that isn't bad got it ?   and no hurting anyone innocent or anything like that . "   she was trying so he would give her a chance .   he didn't have a grudge against her or anything , unlike joker .   but he wasn't going to think about the clown .   " i'm no batman , so if you kill i won't be bothered if it's a bad guy who is never going to change . "   he just hoped he didn't come to regret this .
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