A proprietary blend of *impressively mediocre* and *halfway genius*.
Prepare to cringe. Not liable for resting cringe face.
I sing. I don't claim to sing well, but I sing.
I write. I don't claim to be the next Pulitzer winner, but I write.
Check out muh stories if you want. They really give my oddball mind a place to churn.
Usually trying and failing to be original. But 'tis nothing new under the ☀️
Bad at using emojis. It shows.
Writing is just drawing something with words.
I'm not telling my age or name or location. You can think of me as a 150-year-old tree. Or a cemetery where ideas go to die.
I like references so much that I sometimes reference stuff I've never even seen/read.
Animal lover.
Gardening/nature enthusiast.
Jill of all (a few) trades.
she/her.
Professional wEeB. I've lost count of how many anime I've watched.
I still think the duck emoji is one of the utmost adorablest emojis.
🦆🦆🦆🦆
And furthermore,
Hi.
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Nov 23, 2022 11:10PM
So I unpublished my entry for the ESL prompt of Aim to Engage, because I came to discover “ESL” means English as a Second Language. Which, English is my first and only language. You may be asking, Co...View all Conversations
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The Likes of Us
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A dead maid is found in an attic. Antics ensue.
The following is strictly fiction.
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Farisia Rising
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Enter the civil war-torn country of Thomasia.
A mysterious beast has been killing rebels. Pressure attacks of...
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Oliver Twisted
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Side A:
Reggie Farris loved working at his father's circus. His skill as a stuntboy won him endless praise fa...
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