5% pineapple
15% sweet rainbow
80% dead inside

i write badass women and nice guys who, like real people, are occasionally horrible to each other. you're going to hate them, love them, question their morals and your own along the way. not for the faint-hearted or close-minded.

too picky and busy to do read for read or follow for follow.

table of contents:

×the Ingrid odyssey:
°Whiskey Latte (completed novella)
°Vodka Espresso (completed novel)
°Tequila Americano (completed novel)

---> Ingrid spin-off(ish) side projects unrelated to the main storyline (featuring characters created by @Norwood515 ):
°Wasted (completed short story; ingrid + jude)
°Experiment (completed novella; ingrid + craig)

×the bubble man: mystery/thriller short story + script (completed)
×camelia: short descriptive story (completed)
×Seacliff: historical romance/fantasy novella (WIP)
  • Bucharest, Romania
  • JoinedJanuary 5, 2019

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Both Whiskey Latte and Tequila Americano are 100 reads away from 1k! Hurray! In case you haven't read them already, do check them out here and maybe let me know what you think:Whiskey Latte:https:...
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