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15% sweet rainbow 🍯🌈
80% dead inside 🖤
100% 'good for morale' ⭐⭐⭐

i write badass women and nice guys who, like real people, are occasionally horrible to each other. you're going to hate them, love them, question their morals and your own along the way. not for the faint-hearted or close-minded.

too picky and busy to do read for read or follow for follow.

table of contents:

×the Ingrid odyssey:
°Whiskey Latte (completed novella)
°Vodka Espresso (completed novel)
°Tequila Americano (completed novel)

---> Ingrid spin-off(ish) side projects unrelated to the main storyline (featuring characters created by @Norwood515 ):
°Wasted (completed short story; ingrid + jude)
°Experiment (completed novella; ingrid + craig)

×the bubble man: mystery/thriller short story + script (completed)
×camelia: short descriptive story (completed)
×Seacliff: historical romance/fantasy novel (completed)
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After a year and a half, the OG, Whiskey Latte, has reached 2K reads! Thank you all so much ❤️ To this day, it remains my breakthrough baby, lol. If you haven't already, consider checking it out? :D...
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